"Alex B" (alexb420)
04/25/2014 at 15:28 • Filed to: None
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"Alex B" (alexb420)
04/25/2014 at 15:28 • Filed to: None | 0
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I found Urban Dictionary definitions. Is this really how people think of it?!
A place for kids who think they're pretty fucking badass, but aren't. In reference to the other definitions citing how everyone in D-town gets drunk, has parties, and there's a drug dealer on every corner- welcome to the world. You should check out New York- it'll blow your mind. In fact, my drug dealer is pretty damn friendly and doesn't even sell crack, as any real drug dealer would. You know you're in a safe and pretty un-corrupt neighborhood when your dealer isn't packing. Sure, the girls here are mostly drug sluts, and the guys are pretty sleazy, but the real corruption in Doylestown doesn't come from the local potheads, but rather from the rich yuppy tourists who invade our streets like a plague, looking with scorn on us who live here while sipping their non-fat lattes and shopping for hundred dollar shoes. The police serve to further these assholes' power by aggressively ushering local kids off the sidewalks. The rich bastards contaminating Doylestown and destroying Bucks Country with their crappy tin development houses are in for a shock when the Doylestown Communists begin the revolution.
"Shit man, I'm so badass, I live in Doylestown and I can buy pot foshizzle, shit, yo!"
"Shut up, Ernest, you're white and you live in a $600,000 house. Plus we'd have to get mom to drive us there en route to her hair appointment and that'd stress her out to the point of taking her Valium, when she'll notice half of it is gone."
What's wrong with being rich yuppies?!
doylestown is a haven for rich kids. as much as you bitch about so-and-so's new convertible, you know that you got one just like it last month. everyone complains about how much they hate it and how they can't wait to get get out, but once you do you realize how great you had it there. in short, doylestown is the shit. let's hear it for smoothie's, ritas, and hanging out in parking lots. you know how we do.
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People think it's a small town with a bunch of rich kids and big houses...but there is so much more. In Doylestown, Middle School parties get busted by the cops. In Doylestown, drunk is the common language. You'll find a drug dealer on every corner of the town, and it's not unusal to find kids driving around and smoking in their brand new Escalade that they got for their 16th birthday from "mommy and daddy." We hang out in houses bigger than castles and steal our parents alcohol. We also have an extensive list of MIWF's("hott moms"). We bake out our garages when our parents are vacationing in Aruba (staying in a 5 star resort of course). Our private school-ers are way more corrupt than the public school-ers and we live for sports. We live for play-offs and paint our faces for middle-school basketball games. So next time you hear "doylestown is so boring," just look past the historical monuments and focus on the pregnant 16 year old driving a red BMW convertable.
These people people understand though.
All you people spend too much time speculating on our town. We never asked for this reputation, we never thought Doylestown was anything special until people would come here and tell us. We are just normal kids, growing up in a normal town, it just so happens that we have more money than most. So get over it. Stop writting about and giving it more attention than it deserves. The press gives Doylestown enough attention as it is, you don't need to add to it. Just let it go, let us go on our rich, selfish, "new money", "uneducated mother" ways, as all you fuckin idiots like to think of us. You can insult us as much as you want. It doesn't matter, becuase when it comes down to it, you would live here if you could.
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Doylestown is a small town in PA. Its true that most people who live here are rich, but not everyone is. Yes you can find a drug dealer on some corners and maybe the kids go out and get drunk a lot, but kids do that in a lot of towns. Doylestown gets a bad rep because some douchebags have to go out, play ghetto, and try to be cool even though there just rich white kids. Sure, its true my parents gave me a car for my 16th birthday, and maybe it was a BMW, but that doesnt mean im a bad person or live in an awful town. Doylestown is a great place, its has lots of shops, is a very caring community with lots of nice people, and is the hub for the 2nd best school district in PA. Lots of people may be rich but that happens when a community is surrounded by the summer estates of rich New Yorkers. Doylestown is a great place, and its has its problems like and other town its size.
Doylestown is a lovely place to live if you can afford the expense
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One of the nicest towns to raise kids. Most of the so-called "spoiled children" of Dtown are being raised by stay-at-home mothers who are former professionals in medicine, law, business, etc. We have a community with much to offer families and kids of all ages in terms of culture, education and social activities. We have wonderful museums, parks programs, swimming clubs, sports leagues, lakes, rivers, playgrounds and cultural events. Kids who grow up here have a charmed life in a good sense. Don't let the few bad apples spoil the picture. Where else can you find a 20-million dollar state of the art Mercedes-Benz dealership, a few hundred feet from a well-hidden K-mart and dollar store? BTW, the castle-like opulent, Mercedes dealer has a fiber-glass mule dressed as a construction worker parked outside the front entrance. Too cool!
let's go to First Friday, hear the bands at Star Park.
love the Doylestown Bookshop
Kids love the Japanese, "Iron chef"-style cooking at OOKA's
Kids Castle
Mercer Museum
Fanny Chapman swim club
The Mercedes dealer is pretty cool:
I never even thought there would be an Urban dictionary page for it!
Brian Silvestro
> Alex B
04/25/2014 at 15:32 |
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Please watch:
CalzoneGolem
> Alex B
04/25/2014 at 15:33 |
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...while sipping their non-fat lattes and shopping for hundred dollar shoes.
$100 isn't really a lot for shoes. A decent pair of steel toe boots will easily set you back north of that.
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Alex B
> CalzoneGolem
04/25/2014 at 15:34 |
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I know! Clearly the people who wrote the definitions are prejudice.
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CalzoneGolem
> Alex B
04/25/2014 at 15:37 |
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They must shop like Macklemoore
Cherry_man1
> Alex B
04/25/2014 at 15:37 |
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TORINO!
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> Alex B
04/25/2014 at 16:51 |
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Sounds like a great place.......I am coming........When I herd sluts I said " I am there"..............I just realized I have no way to get there :(
S H: now with more letters!
> Alex B
04/25/2014 at 16:55 |
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Haha, even before clicking the header I guessed it would be PA.
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Alex B
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
04/25/2014 at 17:07 |
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There are some slutty teens, but in general they're okay. I've never come across a drug dealer. and there are a weird group of punk rockers that smoke, but they are confined to a small space.
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Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> Alex B
04/25/2014 at 20:15 |
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What group are you in?
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Alex B
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
04/25/2014 at 20:16 |
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I stay away from the smokers and the sluts. So I'm in the group that stays away
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Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> Alex B
04/25/2014 at 20:17 |
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What do they do beside stay away?